
Due to all the rule changes in the NFL, I have come up with a list of rule changes that could save Football.
-Hey Roger. Let the players celebrate if they want to, as long as its not disrespectful. Meaning, Dont do a T.O. and stand in the middle of the Dallas Star. No staged items still. But let them have their group celebrations! Fans want to see it!
-Like College Football Pass Interference should be 15 yards max. No heaving the ball down the field at the last second hoping to get a P.I. to get you down to the 1. And while we're at it, call an offensive P.I. for once won't you? Tired of seeing receivers push off like crazy and the defensive backs getting called for breathing wrong.
-Get rid of Illegal Contact. This doesnt mean get rid of P.I. or Holding, just let the Defensive Back try to actually defend a pass.
-Helmet to Helmet. Unless the Refs actually see someone try to hit someone by leaving their feet, or trying to hit someone in the head, don't call it anymore. You're penalizing the defense when the ball carrier puts his head down at the last minute. To quote Cris Carter: C'mon, Man! Now, after the game you can go back and review the hits and if you determine someone should be fined, then fine them. Warn them. Just dont give out bogus penalties anymore. While I'm on this subject. Stop with the quarterback not being able to be hit by a forearm in the head. You ruined the Eagles- Ravens game by calling a bogus penalty.
-Horse collar. No matter where on the field it happens, it is a penalty. No more "Well the Quarterbacks in the the pocket so its not a penalty" horse crap. Be consistent for once.
-No More Ties! How about you keep going til its over? I dont care how you do it, even if you line up with the kickers starting at a certain range to see who misses first. Just Stop. This is not Soccer.
-The Quarterback. He gets paid 100 million dollars and you cant hit him. What a life! How about you let him earn his money and find out why that position can be dangerous. Let them get hit. You cant hit him below the thighs or above the shoulder pads. How are you supposed to hit him? "Wait Mr. Quarterback Sir, can you not move and sit there so I can hit you properly?" Try it. Im sure he'd be happy to oblige.
-Defensive holding and illegal contact. Ok, If you're not going to get rid of Illegal Contact here's a suggestion. Make the penalties like the offensive versions. Right now offensive holding is a 10 yard and re-do down penalty. But the defensive holding is an automatic first down. So it can be 3rd and 56. But If I hold, I give the offense a first down? Huh? I'm going to assume there's some logic somewhere in this but I cant find it. Why not make it a 10 yard penalty not automatic first down. The theme here: be consistent.
-Better Records host the playoffs. If a team wins their division but has a lower record than the team they're playing, sorry the better team hosts. Maybe you should've been better. STOP REWARDING MEDIOCRITY! That's like if you gave every team in the league participation trophies.
Roger, Call me
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